People don't read anymore, you're not reading this but in case you are, hello Mum. If you are not my Mother then I have to assume that you don't really want me to tell you anything so I will do my very best to only tell you things you think you are already aware of. … Continue reading DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER
What is it about dogs? They have horrible breath, ruin the sofa, trail mud, fart and leave, bury your wallet, push you over, bark at anything, lick your face, make you walk in the rain and pick up their poo. Let’s face it if that was someone you met on tinder you wouldn’t be meeting … Continue reading FOR THE LOVE OF DOG
The Earth is flat. I know this because I have stood on Brighton beach and held up a ruler to the horizon. Yup, flat as a pancake or maybe a pizza, one with melted feta and caramelised onions, case closed. The idea that the Earth is a ball spinning at 1000 miles per hour is … Continue reading THE CREDIBLE LIAR
I have spent years believing in the absolute uniqueness of the individual. That all of our experiences are singular, subjective and altered via perspective. When a ball hits the ground is it falling, stationary or rising? The truth is often open to interpretation. It is why I didn’t have a wedding video because I didn’t … Continue reading THE TRUTH IS WHAT I SAY IT IS
THE ACCIDENTAL HUMAN 