THE WOKE FOLK CONTRADICTION

Let's imagine that you are modern individual. You are young, or like to think of yourself as young, let's say 29, an age at which at a less indulgent time in history you would have been considered middle-aged. You work in website development, it doesn't pay all that well but because you still live with … Continue reading THE WOKE FOLK CONTRADICTION

THE POINT OF SALES

‘Hello and welcome everyone, I expect you're all wondering why I've called you here this morning, well, it’s to announce an exciting new sales initiative dreamt up by George, stand up George, from our point of sale and promotions department.’ ‘We have a point of sales and promotions department?’ ‘Point of sale, Frank, sale. And … Continue reading THE POINT OF SALES

THE WAR TO END ALL WARS

In light of the month and the need for remembrance I thought I would share a poem I have written. You may have to read it more than once. It is primarily about the First World War but the themes apply to all war; hapless, helpless, hopeless. Eternal. I know it is unlikely, and despite … Continue reading THE WAR TO END ALL WARS

IT’S NOT THE JOURNEY IT’S THE DESTINATION, MOTHERFUCKERS

Seriously? You didn't see this coming? You're whole life thus far has been leading up to it for fucksake. Now you're surprised? Do you think you're special? That it's not going to happen to you? Fucking numpty. Didn't you get an inkling when Steve Jobs died? Too long ago. What about David Bowie? Stephen Hawking? … Continue reading IT’S NOT THE JOURNEY IT’S THE DESTINATION, MOTHERFUCKERS