I met Shaffer in a pub quite by chance. He came over and stood next to me at the bar and without warning picked up my fresh pint, raised it in front of his face and let go, catching it in his other hand, between his hip and his knee, without looking down or spilling … Continue reading THE TIME OF MY LIFE
‘Hello and welcome everyone, I expect you're all wondering why I've called you here this morning, well, it’s to announce an exciting new sales initiative dreamt up by George, stand up George, from our point of sale and promotions department.’ ‘We have a point of sales and promotions department?’ ‘Point of sale, Frank, sale. And … Continue reading THE POINT OF SALES
THE ACCIDENTAL HUMAN 