The leader who said he didn’t want to leave but said he wanted to lead even if we wanted to leave because he expected to win, lost, and then left, and the man who didn’t want to leave, but said he did because he wanted to lead, won, but felt like he had lost because he didn’t really want to leave and the man who didn’t want to lead, but really did want to leave, tried to lead by forcing the man, who didn’t want to leave but said he did, not to lead. But the man who didn’t want to lead and really did want to leave and then wanted to lead lost to two woman. One no one had heard of who favoured leaving but didn’t mention leading and also lost and one everyone had heard of who didn’t favour leaving but wished she had because she always fancied leading, who won anyway. She now leads a divided party and a divided country and if she doesn’t leave half of the country will hate the whole party and if she does leave the other half of the country will hate the whole party. Whatever happens half of Europe won’t know who to hate so the man who said he wanted to leave when he didn’t, because he wanted to lead, who felt like he had lost when he had won, is being sent to woo the very people he said he wanted to leave so that we can forget that he wanted to leave and in the future he can lead. Not that any of this helps the man who still leads the opposition, because he said he wanted to remain but said it too quietly, because he really wanted to leave, so his party who want to remain now want him to leave, but the membership who might want to remain or leave want him to remain and lead, and the man who started it all wants to leave and lead but left and will now never lead anything, ever.
Apparently there is another party somewhere but I don’t know what they want.
THE ACCIDENTAL HUMAN 